My mother called me tonight.
“Lyndsey!!!” (The third exclamation point was implied.) “I canNOT believe you wrote that!” She was referring to my last blog post.
“The whole thing.” There are some things you just do not need to share with the whole world, despite how funny they might be. Besides, did you ever think that lesbians might find you offensive?”
“Mom, I don’t think any lesbian is going to be offended by my being straight. If anything I am sure it is just one more population of people relieved that I am not throwing my drama in their pool.”