My friends bought me a pinata for my event. Why? I have no idea.
But they said I needed one in my life. And then they said it looked like me. It too had a "badankadunk".
Then I was told that it is really a boy pinata. And now it is riding around in my friends car making photo ops all over the city. I am not sure which part of this is most distressing.
For the record, my ass is not that big...yet.