"LYNDSEY!!!! I cannot believe you wrote that!!!! You do not need to put everything you think or I say on the internet for other people to read!"
It is so much funnier when you can hear the tone seeping out of my Mothers voice as she glowers at me through the phone, presumably jutting out her jaw to the left in the way she does only when she is truly disgusted at something I have done.
Aww it was priceless!! And endlessly amusing! And to think I was going to put the audio file up for everyone else to enjoy.
Hmm... maybe if I am lucky I will get another irate message when she reads this!